Hey there, Starmourners!
Yesterday was Tecton's last day as Starmourn Producer. We will all miss him very much.
However, now that he is gone, I am pleased to announce that I, Eukelade, will betaking over. Things will not be too different under my rule, but I will be making a few adjustments to the status quo. Don't panic, they are minor.
Changes I Will Be Making, Effective Immediately
- I will be changing my title from Assistant Producer to Supreme Galactic Overlord.
- Storytellers will now be known as Minions.
- Garryn's brain will be uploaded to the server so he no longer needs to use a fragile meat puppet to write our code.
- We will be implementing permadeath.
- The three factions will be merged into one superfaction.
- The superfaction's logo will be a space unicorn.
- A new chain of credit-only synkaf vendors will be opening its doors throughout the galaxy, we're calling it Starmournbucks.
- Starmournbucks Synkaf will increase your damage output by 500% for one hour.
- Players will now start their Starmourn adventure equipped with a towel. Towels, as you know, are very important for space travelers.
To sum up, I am really excited about my new role, and I am sure you will all share my vision for Starmourn's future. Oh, I am also pleased to announce that I will be starting a side hustle as chairwoman of FiltraTech Solutions - so dissidents will be incinerated. Have an awesome day, Starmourners!!
Hugs and Kisses,
Supreme Galactic Overlord Eukelade