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  • IndiIndi Posts: 169Member ✭✭✭
    Love it. Happy new year btw, coming from your future.

    I'm now second guessing my ship name of 'Roebuck' though. Oops?
  • XeormXeorm Posts: 11Member
    Glad to see they managed to bring the important art.
  • QuellQuell Posts: 88Member ✭✭✭
    Animated porn.

    Earth's great legacy is hentai. That's all we have to show for ourselves, folks. 
    saturnineJerichoKestrel
  • IndiIndi Posts: 169Member ✭✭✭
    I wonder how a Decheeran would interpret tentacle porn? 
    saturnine
  • RkansasRkansas Posts: 136Member ✭✭
    I love the list, but you guys are forgetting the two movies that would have been brought into space (at least I would have). I am sure they would survive the end of "earth". I know they are not sci-fi, but come on. I am sure ya'll know which two movies or tv shows I am talking about so I won't bother mentioning them. "they are technically both space movies"  
    (Scatterhome): Cal says, "We're called Scatterhome after what everybody does at the end of the night when it's time for someone to pay the bar tab."
    (Scatterhome): You say, "Which by my calculations, it's your turn to pay."
    (Scatterhome): Brantar says, "That's what my calculations have come to."
    (Scatterhome): Paavo says, "My math adds up to that, yeah."
    (Scatterhome): Cal says, "Bastards."
  • DevinaDevina Posts: 75Member ✭✭✭
    I admit to not knowing what Rkansas is talking about. Also, it says stills and animated porn shots, implying they're .gifs (or movie clips) and pictures, not specifically hentai.
  • RkansasRkansas Posts: 136Member ✭✭
    Star Wars and/or Star Trek

    Something is bound to have survived. It must, I don't think I could imagine a space future without them.
    (Scatterhome): Cal says, "We're called Scatterhome after what everybody does at the end of the night when it's time for someone to pay the bar tab."
    (Scatterhome): You say, "Which by my calculations, it's your turn to pay."
    (Scatterhome): Brantar says, "That's what my calculations have come to."
    (Scatterhome): Paavo says, "My math adds up to that, yeah."
    (Scatterhome): Cal says, "Bastards."
  • KaxKax Posts: 102Member ✭✭✭
    Just to spite you, @Rkansas, they're gonna say that Galaxy Quest survived but not those two. 
    "You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with ’til you understand who’s in ruttin’ command here."
    Minion
  • RkansasRkansas Posts: 136Member ✭✭
    Kax said:
    Just to spite you, @Rkansas, they're gonna say that Galaxy Quest survived but not those two. 
    Actually, I like Galaxy Quest too, but not near as much as the other two lol.
    (Scatterhome): Cal says, "We're called Scatterhome after what everybody does at the end of the night when it's time for someone to pay the bar tab."
    (Scatterhome): You say, "Which by my calculations, it's your turn to pay."
    (Scatterhome): Brantar says, "That's what my calculations have come to."
    (Scatterhome): Paavo says, "My math adds up to that, yeah."
    (Scatterhome): Cal says, "Bastards."
    Kax
  • KestrelKestrel Posts: 317Member ✭✭✭✭
    Rkansas said:
    Star Wars and/or Star Trek

    Something is bound to have survived. It must, I don't think I could imagine a space future without them.
    Both overrated within the sci-fi genre.

    *ducks*

    "I'll take care of it, Luke said. And because he said it instead of her, I knew he meant kill. That is what you have to do before you kill, I thought. You have to create an it, where none was before."
    — Margaret Atwood
    saturnineQuell
  • EsheEshe Posts: 76Member ✭✭✭
    Shaka, when the walls fell. :(
    KaxSkara
  • KaxKax Posts: 102Member ✭✭✭
    edited January 1
    how do video
    "You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with ’til you understand who’s in ruttin’ command here."
  • CragCrag Posts: 21Member
    edited January 1
    Aww no comedies..

    Can we get Chappelle's Show?

    I'm Rick James, bitch!


  • AureliusAurelius Posts: 464Administrator Starmourn staff
    Devina said:
    I admit to not knowing what Rkansas is talking about. Also, it says stills and animated porn shots, implying they're .gifs (or movie clips) and pictures, not specifically hentai.
    I can’t  imagine gifs were still around in 2274. I was referencing movie clips.
  • AureliusAurelius Posts: 464Administrator Starmourn staff
    Crag said:
    Aww no comedies..

    Can we get Chappelle's Show?

    I'm Rick James, bitch!


    Demolition Man....
  • TyeTye Posts: 127Member ✭✭✭
    Too soon.
    Eukelade gives you a peck on the cheek.
    EolevaKestrel
  • AureliusAurelius Posts: 464Administrator Starmourn staff
    Tye said:
    Too soon.
    Yep, changed my mind, though regardless, none of that media would tell you anything about MacBeth or Gordon Ramsey specifically.
  • TyeTye Posts: 127Member ✭✭✭
    I guess I have to change my sig now. :(
    Eukelade gives you a peck on the cheek.
  • TyeTye Posts: 127Member ✭✭✭
    Kestrel's right, but I guess I should still change my sig.
    Eukelade gives you a peck on the cheek.
  • ThePlaintiffReturnsThePlaintiffReturns Posts: 39Member ✭✭
    Seems odd that none of the media survived with the 'this is fiction, folks!' disclaimer that is at the end or beginning of pretty much every work of fiction ever. Suspension of disbelief is a thing, I guess.
  • CrorrCrorr Posts: 64Member ✭✭
    No one speaks Earthian. Even if there was a "This is fiction" disclaimer it may as well be written in Cuniform for all our ability to read it matters. I'm just surprised there's no Disney on there. Or for irony's sake, an actual documentary on the Trans-Continental Railroad that everyone is convinced is the only surviving piece of fiction, because what race would be mad enough to have willingly created a form of transit that relied on the destruction of natural resources, wide-scale pollution, and primitive welding and riveting techniques to keep water boiling long enough to build up the pressures required to move that much mass, and still manage to make it off their home planet before they destroyed themselves?
    Come one, come all W'hoorn, to the Cultural Exchange where we can talk about being catbird klingons!
    AureliussaturnineThePlaintiffReturns
  • AureliusAurelius Posts: 464Administrator Starmourn staff
    Crorr said:
     I'm just surprised there's no Disney on there. 
    Disney movies were not really what the inmates on Callisto were into. 

    saturnineThePlaintiffReturns
  • CrorrCrorr Posts: 64Member ✭✭
    Aurelius said:
    Crorr said:
     I'm just surprised there's no Disney on there. 
    Disney movies were not really what the inmates on Callisto were into. 

    Not surprising, but still feels like a warden would keep a copy of something like it around to use on movie night when he wanted to be a jerk. Something like Parent Trap or one of the recent B-tier live action remakes.
    Come one, come all W'hoorn, to the Cultural Exchange where we can talk about being catbird klingons!
    Kax
  • AureliusAurelius Posts: 464Administrator Starmourn staff
    Callisto was a penal colony on a shithole on a place remote from any civilization or oversight. If the warden wanted to be a jerk, he could just throw one of them out of the airlock, although that would mean one less person to do the work of the colony, and a slight bit less money the warden could skim. Think the worst prison on Earth, but worse due to an even harsher environment. There was no movie night. The media that came with them was on the person of one or two of the prisoners in the form of contraband when they were captured.  
    Crorr
  • CrorrCrorr Posts: 64Member ✭✭
    Ah, so space Australia, not space San Quentin. 
    Come one, come all W'hoorn, to the Cultural Exchange where we can talk about being catbird klingons!
    tysandr
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