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-- Press Secretary Spicer Mog  (#2124) ----------------------------------------

Race:             W'hoorn                               Gender: Male

Affiliation:      Unknown                               Status: Healthy

Description:      Short for his race, and with a stout, barrel-chested build, this W'hoorn man has a distinctly nervous, almost constipated expression on his face. His beady eyes blink rapidly, and he appears to be chewing gum almost all the time. Dressed in a double-breasted suit in the latest fashion, he nonetheless manages to appear somewhat rumpled, as if he had just been found hiding in the bushes. His pale wings are a bit small, tucked tight behind his back, and his hair is a flaxen mop atop his head.

Strength:          You estimate that he is about as strong as you.

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You acknowledge Spicer Mog in greeting.

Spicer steps behind his podium and begins to push it back and forth in agitation.

Spicer says, "I'm the press secretary! I'm the press secretary!"

You acknowledge Spicer Mog in greeting.

Spicer says to you, "The Navarch had more crowds at her inauguration than any W'hoorn in history!"

You acknowledge Spicer Mog in greeting.

Spicer snaps at a nearby aide, "I need some more chewing gum! Pronto!".

You acknowledge Spicer Mog in greeting.

Spicer says to you, "The allegation that the Navarch is somehow involved in Ry'nari collusion is ridiculous, and the administration denies it wholeheartedly!"